Best. Vacation. Ever

You want to know how I know? Because...

1. I got a serious tan.

2. I gained about 5 pounds

3. I totally forgot that I had children (not really, those dam stretch marks kept reminding me).

Before I go further, I wanted to comment that if you're of Middle Eastern descent, you should not be allowed to look angry before you board a plane. You really should think about making balloon animals for all the passengers instead.

Here's a couple of noteworthy pictures.

Mexico:

Our cruise ship

The sunset headed back to our ship (the ship in the picture was not mine, obviously I would have been in some big trouble if it was!)

The beach in Tulum, Mexico.

The Mayan ruins of Tulum. I ate a Subway sandwich there. I figure I eat enough Mexican food up in Sandpoint that it would be ok to eat American food down there. And yes, it's still authentic Mexican food if I end up with food poisoning.

Our table comrades. I'm pretty sure the 8 of them are my new best friends, even though I don't really know their names, but I'm pretty sure they'd all answer to Snooki. Fist pump!

And what we came home to...but at least the freshly fallen snow will just make my tan look darker.