New Jersey - because it would take us 37 1/2 hours to drive there. I can't do anything for 37 1/2 hours.
Hawaii - because no one is willing to pay us $200,000 a year, yet.
Chicago, IL - because it's nicknamed the "Windy City". Even if it's a myth (like how Boise is the City of Trees), nothing good could come out of a nickname like that! Now when Chicago renames their city to "Oprah City", we can reconsider.
Bremerton, Washington - because I made out with way too many boys that still live there.
Southern California - because my official stance on California is that the U.S. should just give it away to the highest bidder.
I think I just about covered all of Rusty's interviews...
11 comments:
Well it's HI (or high?) time he interviews in my town. HELLO!
(You know where I live. But all your fans out there don't need to know...)
At least in Bremerton you'll have a rep for being a really good kisser?
OUCH. That cut me real deep. Though I probably agree with you.
What about Seabeck, or Poulsbo, or Silverdale? Rusty can work in Bremerton and you can avoid it all together by living in a neighboring town to all those boys....
What about Edinburgh, then I can move there too!
I've told you both, CHINA is the happening place, cost of living is way low, and they're crying for native-speaking English teachers AND we're coming back next year, so why not you? The university could arrange your classes so one of you could always be home with the kids while the other teaches. Your kids would become bilingual cause kids can learn Chinese a heck of a lot faster than old brains AND you wouldn't run into any old boyfriends here AND you'd score great points from your m-i-l.
Think about it.
Your mother-in-law
gosh How do you know Linda Terry!!! She was my RS President when I was in the sinclair view ward years back. what a small world
I know Linda because she is my mom. And Brittany is my wife. It is a small world!
Mom, how much does China pay and I will consider.
What are your complaints about Colorado?
You wanna buy our house? It's just a few blocks from the Independence visitor center/future temple site, so you'll be all set for when the world ends. Come on, Kansas City is nice some times of the year.
I think you should be a traveling salesman, get a motor home, and live in a new place every month. Your kids will get to travel the US and you won't ever have to mow a lawn again ... Unless, of course you sell lawn mowers, then you might have to do a demonstration or two. Good luck on the search.
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