Saturday, February 20, 2010

Pity Party

So I'll be completely honest here. I don't really like fast food. And how do you compete with your 4-year-old when it comes to what is playing on the Disney channel?? So here's the not so bright side of things...a more realistic approach.

1. Ginger already has a head start of becomming the favorite sister-in-law. Dang it!

2. I won't even know how to pronounce Lauren's name correctly.

3. I missed out on Cafe Rio. Actually, I don't even know if anyone has even gone, but that means the entire family missed out on Cafe Rio because I wasn't there! So much needless suffering!

Aaahhh...don't they look so happy? Congrats Jon and Lauren!

Thursday, February 18, 2010

Home Alone

Rusty leaves early tomorrow morning for a couple of days. I'm trying to see the bright side of things because I dont' get to go to Jon and Lauren's wedding.

1. I get to watch all the TV shows I want without Rusty making fun of me. Wizards of Waverly Place, anyone?

2. McDonalds for dinner.

3. Hannah Montana

4. Burger King for lunch.

Yes, my whole weekend will consist entirely of fast food and the Disney Channel. Too bad Lizzie McGuire has been cancelled.


Tuesday, February 2, 2010

The Secret to Anti-Aging

Forget wrinkle cream! Just wear some Miley Cyrus inspired tube socks. It's guaranteed to take off 10 years.

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