Tuesday, December 15, 2009

Why I Suck: Part II

This was definitely one of my most favorite posts of all time. So I'm resurrecting it because I know you all want to know why we suck this year.

Well, let me tell you...

Ashlyn sucks because she has worn this dress every day since I bought it a couple of weeks ago. This picture was taken before the peanut butter got smashed in it, but after you could smell the milk that got spilled down the front of it.

Austin sucks because he doesn't nap anymore, and when he does nap (even for just 5 minutes) this is how wide awake he is at 11:00 at night. (Although at least he finally learned how to walk!)

I suck because now I have slippers to go with my bathrobe and I see no reason to ever get dressed again. Like ever again.

Rusty sucks because this is his laptop. Which is really a conglomerate of all laptops we've ever owned since 1992 (which is appropriate considering that he plays Commodore 64 on it). Notice how that screen is much too big for his laptop? Yeah, it sucks.
I bet you've never seen behind a laptop screen, huh? Or risk electrocution every time you sit down to get online?
Well, that's because you don't suck.

Now for real this time, tell me why you suck.



Jana and BJ said...

I suck because we practically live in Canada and STILL don't have snow tires!

Oh wait. You already know that.

I also suck because I STILL haven't done Christmas cards this year, and I don't even care!

Do you notice a theme?

Misty said...

i suck because i don't feed my child until he asks - and then i give him whatever he wants. even if it is yogurt for breakfast, lunch and dinner! =)

i also suck because i'm still wearing mostly maternity clothes. i packed my other ones away and am too lazy (and lets face it - too fat) to get them out!

Merri Ann said...

I suck because last December I washed my cell phone. This December I washed my ipod(that they dont make anymore) (sobs). I wonder electronic appliance I can was next December.

Merri Ann said...

I also suchk because I can not spell wash.(sometimes)

Candice said...

I suck because I just ditched my turn to help in 2nd grade so that I could catch up on your blog. Or wait, maybe that means I totally rock. What do you say?

Love the slippers shot. I don't think you suck at all. Rusty, yes. Not you.

Jon and Becky said...

I pick my nose, too. But I don't wipe it on the walls, I just flick it away into oblivion.

Jeanne Stricklin said...

ok...before I can say why I suck... I just have to say this post and comments really made me laugh and I needed a good laugh! THANKS.
I suck because I haven't been online and posted anything on my blog for almost a month. (and yes... I am the one that complains when friends haven't posted anything for a week. I am eating my words! That is stinky!)

And thank you Jana for sucking with me because I too, haven't done christmas cards and I DON'T CARE... I SHOULD, BUT I DON'T. (I had to let it go before I went nuts!)

Tiffany said...

I suck because my phone now that I text with corrects my spelling and capitalizes the words that need to be. So when I try to write an e-mail I sound like an idiot!

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