Saturday, September 12, 2009

Note to Self

When stumbling downstairs in the middle of the night to get a drink of water. Don't scream at the man with the weapons standing in your living room.

It's just Legolas. And he's here to protect you.


Tuesday, September 8, 2009

Confession Time: Trip to Washington Edition

I stole Legolas.


Wednesday, September 2, 2009

Dear Nigerians,

I would be more likely to fall for your Craigslist scams if...

a. Your English was better than my three-year-old's.


b. You wouldn't offer more money for an already overpriced item.

Work on that and then maybe we can talk about shipping my Wii to another country.

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