When stumbling downstairs in the middle of the night to get a drink of water. Don't scream at the man with the weapons standing in your living room.
Saturday, September 12, 2009
Tuesday, September 8, 2009
Wednesday, September 2, 2009
Dear Nigerians,
I would be more likely to fall for your Craigslist scams if...
a. Your English was better than my three-year-old's.
and
b. You wouldn't offer more money for an already overpriced item.
Work on that and then maybe we can talk about shipping my Wii to another country.
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