Job Offer

Is someone going to Wal Mart right now? Is there any way you could pick me up a pacifier? I'll pay you 100 bucks.

Book Report

Rusty got me a "love gift" before he left to start work. *A "love gift" is defined as a random present not given on birthdays or other important days. I've never actually read Pride and Prejudice, mushy love stories just aren't my thing. I do like the story line though, but this version makes it a little more bearable to get through.

It's the same story, but it features all-new scenes of bone crunching zombie mayhem. You think you were in love with Mr. Darcy before? Wait until you see him in action kicking zombie trash.

The novel is complete with romance, heartbreak, swordfights, cannibalism, and thousands of rotting corpses. Pride and Prejudice with Zombies transforms a masterpiece of world literature into something you'd actually want to read.

Making Up for Lost Time

We haven't been able to spend money recklessly for the last few months, so we're making up for lost time.

Meet the "New Ford". No, it's not a Ford, but we already have a Honda, so we must call it a Ford to prevent confusion. Got it?

Meet my spoiled rotten children.

It's really for me. How else am I supposed to drive back to Boise every other week??

To Do List

Have I mentioned that they're paying our mortgage for us for a few months while we get transitioned? Or that they flew us to our new town and put us up in this awesome lodge while we went house hunting? Or that they are paying for our food and gas while we drive up there for the move...and that I DON'T EVEN HAVE TO PACK UP ANYTHING??

How awesome is this company??!

Honda vs. Ford: The Ultimate Showdown

Two cars. One showdown.

Honda:

Year: 1994

Color: Red

Miles: 231,000

History: Originally driven by the tobacco-chewing (yes we found her spit can under the seat) child star of Problem Child 2, Ivyann Schwan. Purchased by us four years ago, it has moved 7 times with us and traversed the Pacific Ocean twice. It survived two attempts at its life. One by Rusty when he rear ended me and one by LaRene when she backed into me.

Ford:

Year: 1994

Color: Red

Miles: 79,000

History: Originally driven by a sweet old lady, this car didn't leave McCammon, ID until a year ago.

And the winner is...

THE HONDA!

Did you really think it would be a Ford?

This is for Misty

Misty doesn't think my blog is informative enough. So this is for her.

We're moving. I'm not going to say where though, because I don't really want creepy blog stalkers to know where I live. A little "ode to NW" if you will.