I don't want you all to think I'm racist or anything. So don't forget to assault, harass, or kill a white person today!
Thursday, May 28, 2009
Friday, May 22, 2009
Out of the Mouths of Babes
Ashlyn was "reading" from her new issue of The Friend the other day. Here is what I overheard.
"And this is Jesus. He went to church. And he was bored."
Thursday, May 14, 2009
Why it's so Great Having a...
...Baby Boy! Because even at the young age of 20 months he thinks he's a dinosaur. RAWRR!
...Little Girl! Because she is less concerned with the flavor of her sucker and much more concerned that the color of it matches her outfit.
Wednesday, May 13, 2009
Monday, May 4, 2009
The Problem with Diets
The problem with dieting is that I don't know what to "treat" myself with when I've had a bad day. I need something to prevent myself from yelling obscenities at random people.
Any suggestions? Or maybe you can volunteer to be my random person?
Sunday, May 3, 2009
Confessions
I am not the one that killed Ashlyn's fish. I was however, the one that ripped off this balloons head.
Puzzles
You'll notice that Ashlyn leaves a couple of minutes into the puzzle...that's because she decided that she needed a crown for her head like the princesses in her puzzle.
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