I went to a gardening enrichment class the other night and learned quite a bit! But I thought I'd take this opportunity to share what I have learned from gardening on my own.
1. Don't mistake hundreds of little slivers with leg hairs.
2. Rocks are stronger than gardening shovels.
3. If you buy a big bag of assorted bulbs from Wal Mart, it's possible that some of those bulbs are very pretty hydrangea.
But it's also possible (and just as likely) that they're onions.
5 comments:
Aaahahahahaha!!! The onions are GORGEOUS!!!
P.S. Shave your legs please. :P
Maybe you could make some hydrangea soup.
So they really were onions? HAHA! At least you got some food out of it! Here is a comment about the tea party:
I thought you were trying to say that you were the lady in the blcak dress. I was a little confused. That would have been funny. Your signs look great.
Just an FYI so you don't ever embarrass yourself on a quiz show about gardening, it isn't a hydrangea, that is a beautiful bush that has big full blooms in a similar color, what you have is a hyacinth, which smells heavenly.
I'm a gardening nerd. I admit.
I was about to say that, yes, hyacinth. I think I may have led you astray. Sorry. My mom gave me some bulbs last year and I'm sure she called them hydrangea, so I told you that's what was growing in that spot. They came up hyacinth. huh. I can't believe you planted onions and hyacinth. Way to go Wal-Mart!
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