Tuesday, January 20, 2009

The 'Why I Suck' Blog Post

Traditionally, blogs are only supposed to be updated about once a month bragging about kids and how smart/awesome/rich/blessed/talented your family is.  

This is a post about why we suck.

Rusty is basically stuck in the 20th century when it comes to technology and music.  He doesn't like to learn new things unless the benefit outweighs the pain of having to learn it, which isn't very often.

I'm usually freezing.  So when I'm at home, I'm always wrapped up in a bathrobe.  Rusty likes to remind me that the McPoyle brothers wear bathrobes, but whatever.  It's COLD! 

Ashlyn always has her finger up her nose.  And usually there are boogers wiped on the wall next to wherever she has been sitting.  

Austin doesn't walk yet.  Yes, I know that your child is younger than Austin and has been running around for months now...you should blog about that.  We all REALLY want to read about it.

So tell me why you suck!


Candice said...

You and Rusty are TOTALLY posing just so you can post this, you told Ashlyn to stick her finger up there for the post, and Austin...well, I can't help you there.

Cole said...

My kids ran at nine months! The way I figure it you're the smart one, everyone knows it's easier to chase down a crawling kid instead of a running one. Keep pushing him down Brit, good job!

And I wich it was PC to publicly pick my nose, some of suckers are hard to get to!

Brittney said...

my kid doesn't walk either. i suck because i don't capitalize and can;t have a complication free pregnancy. i also ate half a big bag of m&m's in one sitting today.

Lacey said...

I love that you watermark the pictures of your kids but not you and Rusty. Do not mind if someone tries to impersonate YOU? :P

I suck because last night's dinner is still sitting on the stove. Yum. Oh! AND last night's dinner was a measly hamburger helper. You can imagine how appetizing that looks right about now.

Kate said...

We suck because up until about 8 months ago or so we had a console television. Passed down from Court's grandmother. Young people don't even know what a console tv is. But we upgraded and now we're rocking a 10 year old big screen.

Also, I'm using a desktop computer that is about 5 years old. I've never had a laptop, and this sucker is kind of slow. But I'm kind of cheap.

larenea said...

well SOMEBODY sure has the winter blahs. and you forgot something. You don't come over to visit us often enough. oh, and I hear that you like to paint your floor moldings. hmmm, I'll try to keep thinking of things, I'll get back to you on that one. maybe I should mention Khet now, but that would be mean.
love your blogs Brit- keep up those non bragging posts.

Brits said...

Lacey - Is someone impersonating me?? Is it Katie/Abby? ;)

Kate - We had a console television, too. When I was like 3-years-old though.

LaRene - It's tell me why YOU suck, not four more reasons why I suck!

You failed, too Candice.

Brits said...

Cole - That's disgusting. (Of course, I'm totally with you on that).

Brittney - I'm SO glad Austin's not the only one! We should get our kids together. When are you coming through Boise next?

Betsy said...

Ever since I read this post yesterday, I have been trying to think of a reason why I suck... I have nothing.

Bethany said...

I think you need this:

Brits said...

This one would probably be better Bethany:


Betsy you suck because you don't live in Idaho anymore. There, I said it.

Stefanie said...

I'm all about the bathrobe. I just got one for Christmas and I don't know how I ever lived without it.

bethany said...

crap, i did tell you about it. sorry about the repeat.

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